1. He likes kids. Not normal. Sure, he would love his own, but not other people's, no way.( coaches, boy scout leaders)
2. He goes to church. Not normal.
3. He doesn't like dogs. He's a selfish creep.
4. He's not nice to his mom. GET RID OF HIM.
5. He has the words love and hate tatooed on his knuckles.
6. He doesn't have a bathroom rug
7. He has a rope, duct tape or shovel in his car
8. He likes Oprah
9. His fists make "punching" motions in his sleep
10. He doesn't memorize your McDonalds order