1. taking lint out of the dryer
2. flat, diet or watered down pop
3.
4. security guards (their outfits, shoes, personalities)
5. drivers license photos
6. dead or plastic flowers
7. grocery store deli food
8. lighters and pens that don't work
9. the grateful dead and their followers
10. pickles and their juice
11. perms (their smell and appearance) (see above)
12.drunk or stupid people
13. rebooting, reinstalling & reformatting
14.
15. flat pillows
16. underwear in your crack
17. cats and the people who own them
18. men (or women) with rippling muscles
19. golf, algebra, wrestling and hardware stores
20. dirty fingernails (and hangnails)
21. the inside of my bellybutton or ear being touched
22. socks where the foot part is too small
23. the cold jelly that forms on a cooked chicken
24.people who clap to music anywhere, especially at a concert (this includes your fist or a lighter in the air.. UGH)
25.
26. acrylic, fur and polyester
27. church people and their food
28. tall men
29. any food from the mall
30. the useless hours between noon-four
31. feminists: their beliefs and rallies
32. rust on anything
33. schnapps
34. bats, flies and mice
35. news anchors and their fake banter and ridiculous hand gestures
36. hair roots
37. adults who wear cartoon characters on their clothes
38. sweat pants in public for any reason, at any time on anyone
39. standing in line anywhere
40. the smell of an elementary school
41. pathological liars
42. Accidentally hearing the theme songs to Jeopardy and Mash
43. putting gas in the car
44. broken promises
44B. that big gross blob in the can of baked beans (and the beans themselves)
45. meat that's pink in the middle
46. bra wires
47.
48. lost calls
49. tatoos and piercings
50. the word "whatever"
51. orange tans
52. carpeting
53. mixed vegetables
54. cheap purses
55. wolves, dolphins, and butterflies on anything
56. big dangling earrings
57. leg nubs
58. smoke alarms
59. humidity
60. the roller coaster
61. the library
62. closing time anywhere
63. sideburns and unibrows
64. brass and gold (as opposed to chrome and silver)
65. the smell of nail polish remover
66. static cling, balls, stains, hair or lint on clothing
67. all cartoons, except beavis & butthead, even when i was little
68. fish, olives, liver, mustard and mushrooms
69. collected spit in someones mouth corners (ever heard of swallowing?)
70. maps, instructions and graphs
71. pointed shoes of any kind
72. dead batteries
73. the cherokee section in target
74. fake smiles and boobs
75. necklaces and bracelets on men
76. gospel, country, jazz and techno music
77. all alcohol drinks except Bailey's and coffee
78. stale and light cigarettes
79. star trek and dungeons and dragons
80. the amount of handicapped parking spots
81. cowboy boots, line dancing, belt buckles, hats and wrangler jeans
82. realtors
83. dark chocolate
84. hard water
85. the radio and all d.j.'s (and the 6 songs they play)
86. toothpaste tubes
87.
88. airplanes and all of their employees
89. country crafts, wicker baskets and wreaths (please don't show me)
90. people who are late (unless they're late because they were buying me a gift)
91. Oprah, Jay Leno & that smug old prune Barbara Walters
92.any sandwich (tuna, turkey) made outside of my home
93. the smell of chlorine, swimming pools with strangers in them
94. mustaches, especially on women
95. the freeway (I don't want to merge)
96. cheap shampoo and bath products, especially paired with hard water
97. "Store bought" (huh) cakes (what is that frosting made of?)
98. varicose and spider veins
99. people who can't admit their wrong
100. staged homes (No one on earth has a fruit basket or an apple pie in the oven, but nice try)
101. cloth car seats
102. the beatles (oh shut up, they weren't that cool)